Happy Booty in Bhutan

Look, it don't take no agrogonomicist to know why these Bootyists are so happy. They named their country after booty! Why wouldn't they be happy? I assume their ladies are well-endowed in their posterior resources. I'm talking about big butts.  Get it?

Of course they're happy! When I name my country (after President Trump gives me that nubbin of Canada he says we got to build a wall against), I'm going to name it Bustychestingtonistan. Or maybe Zieglerland? I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually.  Probably the first one. You know, because I like boobs so much.

But what I can't figure out is why these macroegonomists think happiness is so gross. Seems like they need to take a chill pill. Or a chill toke, whatever.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/in-bhutan-gross-national-happiness-trumps-gross-national-product-1450318359

My personal favorite, Ye Olde Newbridge and Strumpet House Company