Top 10 Reasons Philadelphia Is the Best Town and Your Town Sucks: #10 Because I Say So

#10 Hoagies. Nem Eagles. Flyers.  Phillies.  76ers.  Artsy college coeds.  No squirrels stealing my hoagies.  I keep my horse right out on the street.  We invented America.  We invented hoagies.  Still get together with the Firebirds and whack stick.  Oh, and Wawa is the greatest thing that has ever existed in history.